This was really enjoyable. And the next (ie, previous) entry, too. :-)

Spent an hour or so today learning to use my new hedge trimmer (yes, the Hedge Hog). It worked wonders on these dreadful overgrown yews along the back of our house. It actually worked so well that it gave me ideas. I decided I want to get a chainsaw and cut all the yews down.

Yew saw what?