Well, if you couldn't be there yourself, reading the review is the next best thing. Ricky Martin rocked Value City Arena in Columbus, Ohio last week, and this is one of the best (and funniest) reviews I've read of his tour yet. A taste:

Ricky seized every down moment to thrust his pelvis. A conga slap here, a Ricky thrust there. A burst of brass here, a thrust there. Ricky could shoot skeet with his pelvic thrust.

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