As always, Tim is making me laugh:

I am quite spectacular (you knew that anyway, right?) in that I can look back at my younger self and laugh, when my younger self is only one day my junior. "Look at how I was yesterday!" I cry in peels of joy and laughter, "how young, innocent, silly! Today I am wiser. Today I am stronger. Today I am a New Woman."

Apart from the New Woman bit. I rarely refer to myself as being a New Woman. Mainly because I've got that whole penis thing going on. You know how it is.