This (from The Glimmer Smoke Shape Experiment) is too funny. And I can relate.

clear evidence that i am an idiot:
awhile back, my normally shiny, healthy hair was feeling weighed down, and greasy and feeling as if i'd used many a product on it. i couldn't figure this out. last night in the shower, it occured to me, the big bottle of pantene shampoo that i had bought at target awhile ago is not shampoo at all, but conditioner. dur. so i've been conditioning my hair twice, and not washing it at all. my god, i'm stupid. :P

In other news, my journal is updated.