I would just like to point out that we roll our own black cat on a regular basis around these parts. Except we call it cat tipping.

I'm sure you've heard of cow tipping, that nocturnal pastime of frat boys and others with too much time on their hands and lots of cow pastures around. Did you know you can do it to a cat, too? Except, unlike cow-tipping, it's not cruel or damaging. (Cow tipping really is bad.)

Ziggy often sits in the meatloaf position, but instead of resting down on his haunches and belly, he stands up on his little tiptoes. So he's hunched down low, but still standing on all four feet. When he is in that position I push against his side and he rolls over neatly and stretches out to be rubbed. Roll your own black cat.