I came home tonight and dug out my Hedge Hog hedge trimmer. I trimmed the 4 big bushes around the front door and then the monster bush that grows near the mailbox. My upper body strength is abysmal, and after just five bushes I felt like my hands were going to shake off. Now my wrists are like wet string... I can hardly type. What a wimp!

You must bring us... a SHRUBBERY!!!