Judging from the domain and the topic, I think this must be part of a high school writing assignment, perhaps to write a parody? Anyway, I got a kick out of it:

I felt this mystic enlightenment myself as I set hands on what could quite possibly be the most sought-after album of all time, Please, Hammer, Don't Hurt Em' by the enigmatic MC Hammer. Now, if this name is not familiar to you, perhaps you can more easily associate it with his alter-ego, Hammer. [read the whole thing]