Monday, February 25, 2002

R*ne Sanb*rn, Ch*ld of L*ght (TM)

As if it wasn't bad enough that R*ne Sanb*rn, Ch*ld of L*ght (TM) had to go back to school with that title attached to his name, today in the New York Times article about the closing ceremonies he suffered the ultimate indignity:

    Even the symbolic passing of the torch — from Salt Lake City to Turin, Italy, the 2006 host — went without incident. A little girl bundled up in an Eskimo parka handed the lantern to another little girl, who skated off the ice, into the night, as the crowd swayed and cheered.
Poor R*ne. He's a seventh-grade boy, not a little girl in an Eskimo parka...

Like Marty said, "Ch*ld of L*ght? That kid's never gonna make it to the cafeteria with his lunch money."