Heard While Washing Dishes

Just finished washing dishes with Marty. Here's a sample of our conversation:

S: This pan is dirty. Like Dirty Pop.

M: Well, I know how to clean up Dirty Pop.

S: You do? [laughing] How?

M: Give it an Eminem enema, I guess.

S: !!!!! [laughs for five minutes]

And that, my friends, is life in our house...