So, Marty sent me a link to this article, which I imagine he found via Dave Barry's blog:

Elvis couple's baby name dilemma

A Belgian couple whose 15 children's names are linked to Elvis Presley say they cannot think of a name for their 16th child.

Jean-Pierre and Carine Antheunis, from Gent in Belgium, are lifelong Elvis fans and their children's names include Elvis, Priscilla, Dakota and Tennessee.

But the pair have said they don't know what to call their new baby boy.

"If it had been a girl we would have called her Linda. Elvis once had a lover with that name," said Jean-Pierre.

"But we have run out of ideas for a boy."

They are now thinking of calling him Ohio: "There's no connection with Elvis, but it's in America," he added.

Speaking to daily newspaper Het Laatste Nieuws, Jean-Pierre said they would not need to worry about finding more names in the future, as Ohio would be their last.

"My wife is now 40 and we have decided to stop there. Sixteen children are enough for us," he said.

What I want to know is, what are the other 15 kids' names? I've been thinking about it all day, trying to figure it out. Without knowing the boy/girl ratio, you can't really know for sure, but surely they already have (besides the ones listed) Aaron, Lisa Marie, Graceland, Mississippi, and Colonel Parker. Can you imagine having a child named Colonel Parker?

And I love the line about Ohio. "There's no connection with Elvis, but it's in America." Hee.