Holidailies 18

Dear Santa,

I'm writing on behalf of all those people who visit Raspberry World and don't find what they're looking for here. Can you please help them get what they want this Christmas?

I'm talking about the folks who came here via search engines, looking for the following (my comments are in parentheses):

• batman cuban painting (the latest art craze)
• lyrics for Bing Crosby's God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (the which, his mother Mary...)
• Kartoffelhaus Munich (there are two!)
• pictures of chad smith of red hot chili peppers with wife (pretty specific)
• comfortable sexy chair (I'm sure they mean the Colin Firth chair)
• olympia diner (try the tuna salad sandwich!)
• scott weiland naked (hahahahahaaaa)
• Awesome Xmas Presents (they are even more Awesome when capitalized)
• Trader Joe's chicken pot pie (yum!)
• klausen furniture (even the Rumpelklaus needs a comfy chair)
• grumpy with the feds (you naughty thing, you!)
• crispin mcgregor... perhaps you (huh?)
• harry met sally and penguins (the sequel that went direct-to-video)
• wife swapping tails (I think I'll keep my own, thank you)
• jeff goldblum naked pictures (!!!)

Well, at least nobody got here looking for MONKEY PAJAMAS. (Oops. Now I've gone and done it...)

So, Santa. I'm sure all of these people have been very good this year, and if you could bring a little Trader Joe's chicken pot pie to put in their Christmas stockings, I'm sure we'd all be very grateful.

Love,
Susie