| May 6, 2001 Big Yellow Bob
(originally in weblog)
Hi, I'm Big Yellow Bob. I'm a Dress-n-Drag Dog. As you can
see, I wear a skirt. (Please don't confuse me with Big Gay Al from South Park. I hate when
that happens.)
Last fall I came to live with this family in Connecticut.
And wouldn't you know it, they had a cat. He took a shine to me right away.
Can you blame him? One thing I forgot to mention: I'm
filled with catnip. Very high quality catnip. The good shit.
It's not so bad though. Here you can see me peeking out
from under this cat. I'm still smilin'!
The only bad thing is, he keeps taking my skirt off. So
half the time these days I'm hanging around in my underwear. But hey, life could be worse!
I could have been one of those fruity cat dancers. At least I'm a catnip dog. And my name
is Big Yellow Bob.
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